Three Sheets To The Wind Energy Crisis Birthday Card Features a black and white retro image of a woman. Text reads "Happy birthday Lauren It wasn't the 'three sheets to the wind' she was hoping for... due to the cost of running a tumble dryer during an energy crisis".

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Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of a dog surrounded by poop. Text reads: "On behalf of all the little shits you have to pick up after... Thanks mum". 'Thanks mum' can be personalised! Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

On Behalf Of All The Little S**ts You Have To Pick Up After Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a frog wearing a boots and a mushroom hat. Text reads: "You are fabulous". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are Fabulous Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of brie. Text reads: "I brie-lieve in you". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Brie Lieve In You Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of cheerios on a blue background. Text reads: "What will I do without you?, oh bye then, best of luck!, take me with you, some of us will miss you, adios amigo, you’re dead to us, cheerio!, stay! you’ll never make new friends!, I'm sad you’re leaving, see ya later, alligator!, congrats, on escaping this hell hole". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Cheerio Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Some of us will miss you". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Some Of Us Will Miss You Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a bunch of red roses on an off white background. Text reads: "Wife, choosing your card was hard, but I rose to the occasion". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Rose To The Occasion Wife Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Auntie, out of all my embarrassing, weird and stupid relatives, you're my favourite. (please remember this card when writing your will)". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're My Favourite Auntie Card

Front of card: Featuring black typography on an off white background. Text reads: "An uncoole - one of my parents lane brothers, who tells bad jokes and thinks he’s funny". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler An Uncoole Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a beaver on a blue background. Text reads: "Dam your old mum". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Dam Your Old Mum Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a laptop on a pink background. Text reads: "Wife, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Wife You’re Hotter Than The Bottom Of My Laptop Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a green background. Text reads: "Your birthday is near Christmas? That must suck hahaha". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Your Birthday Is Near Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring vibrant typography surrounded by roses, smiley heart and sparkly icons. Text reads: "I like your face". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Like Your Face Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a British soap icon Pat riding piggyback. Text reads: "Pat on the back". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Pat On The Back Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a bottle and glass of wine characters on a pink background. Text reads: "Your my partner in wine". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're My partner In Wine Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of nice biscuit characters on a blue background. Text reads: "Nice biscuits you're crumbelievable! Have an amazing day! You're the best! You look fabulous!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Nice Biscuits Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of Uranus. Text reads: "Oi show me Uranus". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Oi Show Me Uranus Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of Earth and Sun characters. Text reads: "You're hot". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're Hot Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of pea on a blue background. Text reads: "I'm sorry for making you pee everytime you sneeze". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I’m Sorry For Making You Pee Everytime You Sneeze Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a thumbs up hand gesture with a graduate cap on the thumb. Text reads: "Congratulations 50,000 debt and counting". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Congratulations 50,000 Debt And Counting Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickled onions with comical, human-like expressions, each onion appearing to be intoxicated. Above the jar, the text reads “Pickled Onions.” The onions inside have speech bubbles with humorous phrases such as “I’m not as drunk as you think I am!”, “You should text your ex!”, “I done a wee”, and “Hey guys, did I tell you I love you?”. The playful design and witty puns create a light-hearted and amusing card, perfect for bringing a smile to someone’s face. Text reads: "Pickled onions. You should text your ex! Hey guys, did I tell you I love you? I done a wee. I'm not as drunk as you think I am!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Pickled Onions Illustrated Pickle Onions Humour Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a drag queen dressed in a top adorned with a vibrant blue and pink floral pattern with white text to their right on a blue-coloured background Text reads: "Don't play. Slay!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Don't Play Slay Illustrated Drag Queen Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bubbly typography on a groovy purple background. Text reads: "You are niece". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are Niece Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a beaver in water. Text reads: "To my wife, this isn’t the only wet beaver we’ll be seeing today!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler To My Wife This Isn’t The Only Wet Beaver We’ll Be Seeing Today Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of cute cats. Text reads: "Happy birthday from the cat". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler From The Cat Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a t-shirt on a blue background. Text reads: "Sister, I'll wish you a happy birthday when you stop stealing my clothes!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Sister I’ll Wish You A Happy Birthday When Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase typography on a peach background. Text reads: "You are my son and it is your birthday. happy birthday.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are My Son And It Is Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a purple background. Text reads: "Niece, you turned out so much better than your parents". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Niece You Turned Out So Much Better Than Your Parents Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Niece, I am so glad you grew into your face, you had us all worried for a while. Happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Niece So Glad You Grew Into Your Face Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a pie chart. Text reads: "Why I sent you this card. We’re cousins and it’s your birthday. My mum made me.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Why I Sent You This Card Cousin Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a tiger on a white background. Text reads: "One fierce momma". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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