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Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
The card reads: "I have so many happy memories with you... ...like the days you used to hold your farts in".
 
Back of card: 
Banter! logo.

Funny Typographic Farts Illustration Valentines Day Card

Cheeky Honest Relationship Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

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Typographical Funny Good Looking Clever You Remind Me A Lot Of Me Card

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Front of card: 'Same time next year?' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant yellow background. Text reads: "Got you a Valentine's card (same time next year? lovely.)". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Yellow Background Valentines Day Card

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I'm So Happy I Didn't Ghost You Cute Pink Card

Front of Card: 
Hand drawn image of a persons bottom half with the underwear blurred out and red underwear on the floor. 
The card reads: "Georgie, I fancy the pants off you". 
"georgie" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Pilgrim, Cuckoo logo.

Hand Drawn Underwear Fancy The Pants Valentines Card

An Incurable Romantic Funny Beach Card

Front of Card: 
Humerous typographic card with white and light pink text on a bright pink background 
The card reads: "I still fancy you, even though you snore, pick your nose and are guilty of some weapons-grade farts".
 
Back of card: 
Dean Morris cards logo.

Typographic Fancy You Valentines Day Card

Funny Cheeky Photographic Peach Anniversary Card Front of card: Features a photo of a peach. It has been doodled over with eyes, a mouth and arms. The peach is holding a heart-shaped balloon. Text reads: "I Love Your Eyes, I Love Your Smile, But Mostly I Love Your...." -fixed text. Back of card: Filthy Sentiments logo.

Funny Cheeky Photographic Peach Anniversary Card

Front of card: Illustration of a red shaded pie chart heart with you, pizza and my dog with hand lettering on cream background Card reads: "My heart belongs to...You, Pizza, The Dog". Back of card: Gabi and Gaby logo. Moonpig logo.

Gabi And Gaby Illustrated Heart Valentines Dog Love Card

Beautiful Smile Funny Rude Vintage Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Jolly Awesome You Make Me Crumb Cookie Card

You Are Annoying But I Love You Dinosaur Funny Valentine's Card

Illustrated To My Significant Otter Card

I Love You Cheese Funny Card

Mungo And Shoddy Type Things To The Moon And Back Card

Hey Wanna Fork and Spoon Afterwards Funny Card

I Love You A Waffle Lot Cute Illustration Card

Vintage Hold My Calls Black And White Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Hold My Calls Black And White Personalised Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickles on a pink background. Text reads: "You tickle my pickle". Back of card: UKG logo

You Tickle My Pickle Valentine's Day Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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