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Front of card: Illustration of Derek, Netlix, Kev. Text reads: "8 ounces of pure blood sausage coming right at ya!". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

All Things Banter Humour Illustration Netlix Valentine's Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Four photo frames with black calligraphy. Text reads: "So lucky to have found you" and "Happy Valentine's Day to my beautiful wife". 'Happy Valentine's Day to my beautiful wife' can be personalised! Back of card: Allure logo

Four Photo Frames With Black Calligraphy Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card

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Rude Funny Thought You Were A Twat Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Funny Dolls I Love You To The Moon And Back Card

You Make My Willy Go Big Card Front of card text: "You make my willy go big x".

You Make My Willy Go Big Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card

Front of Card: Illustration of a two cacti with text The Text Reads Even when you'r being a prick you still don't give me the ick! Back of card: Double Pea Design Logo

Double Pea Design Cacti Pun Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a humorous illustration of two characters ripping there clothes off then folding them neatly. Text reads: "Kate we used to rip each others clothes off... now we just fold them and put them away! Happy Valentine's Day". 'Kate' can be personalised! Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo

We Used To Rip Each Others Clothes Off... Valentine's Day Card

Hilarious Trustworthy and Amazing Boyfriend Happy Valentine's Card

Funny Rude Im Not Wearing Any Knickers Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Valentines Coupon Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Valentines Coupon Card

One I Love 3 Photo Uploads Valentine's Verse Card Front of card: Features 3 photo upload areas. Text reads: "Happy Valentine's Day to the One I Love you're wonderful amazing you're super-gorgeous too, and simply being with you is my favourite thing to do!".

One I Love 3 Photo Uploads Valentine's Verse Card

Vintage Retro She Couldn't Resist Robots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Retro She Couldn't Resist Robots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Jam and Toast Couldn't Love you more Funny Valentines Day Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

Don't Even Think About It Puzzle Personalised Greetings Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Don't Even Think About It Puzzle Personalised Greetings Card

Front of card: Featuring a traditional cute illustration of a teddy holding a heart with text on, the text in the heart reads: fancy a shag? Text reads:
 "Happy Valentine's Day Melanie. Fancy a shag?" Back of card: Pigment logo.

Naughty Fancy A Shag Teddy With Heart Valentine's Card

Front of card: Featuring a photo frame surrounded by hearts on a red background. Text reads: "To my amazing fiancé happy Valentine's Day". 'Fiancé' can be personalised! Back of card: Stella Isaac logo

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