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I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive 70th Birthday Card
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Poppy and Mabel illustration of a bottle of Whisky and a glass with ice and Whisky in it. The card background colour is cream. The non editable caption reads 70 Today I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive. The rear of the card has a cream background with the Poppy and Mabel, and Moonpig logos

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