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Front of card:
Rude and funny doodle of a person enquiring about a meditation class, with speech bubbles.

Text reads:
“Chill out yeah. 'How much is your meditation course?' '80 quid.' 'Well that's fucking wound me right up for a start.'”

Back of card:
Modern Toss logo.

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