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Front of card:
Big bold text sits on a yellow background.

Text reads:
"You never judge me when I make the worst life choices."

Back of card:
Calm logo and message: CALM is uniting the UK against suicide - and bringing people together across the country to reject living miserably. Join them: www.thecalmzone.net

For each item sold, 5% of the net sales value will be donated to Campaign Against Living Miserably, Charity Reg No: 1110621 in England & SC044347 in Scotland.

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