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Front of card:
A humorous and cheeky Birthday card featuring big bold, in-your-face text. The whole card has a grunge texture type effect to it.

Text reads:
"You're not old. You're classic. Happy Birthday Mark."

Back of card:
Cat MacInnes Illustration Logo.

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