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  • Tatty Teddy Big Hugs 18cm Bear

    Tatty Teddy Big Hugs 18cm Bear

    €15.99

  • Gentlemen's Hardware Mini Tool Kit

    Gentlemen's Hardware Mini Tool Kit

    €27.99

  • Bushmills Irish Whiskey

    Bushmills Irish Whiskey

    €33.50

  • Cadbury Dairy Milk You're Amazing Giant Bar (850g)

    Cadbury Dairy Milk You're Amazing Giant Bar (850g)

    €24.99

  • Personalised Text and Photo Upload Mug

    Personalised Text and Photo Upload Mug

    Add Photos

    €13.99

  • Tatty Teddy Thank You Teacher 10cm Bear

    Tatty Teddy Thank You Teacher 10cm Bear

    €9.99

  • The Official Guinness Cook Book

    The Official Guinness Cook Book

    €26.99

  • Hope Beer Discovery Gift Set

    Hope Beer Discovery Gift Set

    €20.00

  • I Love You Toblerone (360g)

    I Love You Toblerone (360g)

    €20.99

  • Portrait Photo Upload Mug

    Portrait Photo Upload Mug

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    €13.99

Front of card:
A humorous and cheeky Valentine's Day card featuring big bold white text on a pink background, the text has a love heart below it.

Text reads:
"My boobs would be so lovely without you touching them all the time."

Back of card:
Gift Delivery logo.

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