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  • Mr. Consistent Pash Inn Cocktail Mixer

    Mr. Consistent Pash Inn Cocktail Mixer

    $34.95

  • Sweet Hearts Lolly Jar 300g

    Sweet Hearts Lolly Jar 300g

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    $30.99

  • Pure Butter Shortbread Yellow Embossed Tube

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  • Personalised Text and Photo Upload Mug

    Personalised Text and Photo Upload Mug

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    $24.99

  • Mr. Consistent Le Bebe Cocktail Shaker

    Mr. Consistent Le Bebe Cocktail Shaker

    $46.95

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    Savoury Selections Hamper

    $90.00

  • Relax Protea Eye Pillow Gift Pack

    Relax Protea Eye Pillow Gift Pack

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  • Lemon and White Chocolate Button Bikkies

    Lemon and White Chocolate Button Bikkies

    $11.99

  • Portrait Photo Upload Mug

    Portrait Photo Upload Mug

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    $24.99

Front of card:
Featuring hand-drawn, underlined black text on a paper effect background.

Text reads:
"Retiring? Or just fucking lazy?"

Back of card:
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